- My daughter cleared one point: the sleepers of her mom remain in her luggage.
- On request only: old air filters to make the winter less crystal from inside a car..
- Rule of thumb: more heating, less light or the opposite, agony.
- One more cold is not the end of all.
- There is a street named "via stradaccia" in the industrial zone of Castel Maggiore, agony.
- ToDo (almost one time): opening the main door you must sing "Come'e' bello far l'amore.." by Raffaella Carra'.
- She was full toothbrush in mooth, kidding. So I looked my daughter eyes and we traveled the hall side to side while I was playing the wedding march..
- Supermarket entrance, a man bargaining for money: "Oh-Oh-Oh", me: "What is the matter?", him: "Just a salut!". Entering a woman: "Co-Co-Co", agony.
- Starting Bologna vs Napoli (strongest team of the lega). As the Bologna's 1st goalkeeper enjures himself it enters the 17 years old 3rd goalkeeper..
- When you show agony to my daughter she soon states: "again"!?
- Never ask my wife to hurry up to finish the meal, it will be certanly dog food!
- Never store milk canteens around the flat if you are afraid of showers.
- Can you feel it (the agony) ?
- Searching for parents who kindly can host my messages to the class. My wife is censuring me, thx.
- Found a thick, long and dark bread walking around my district, that was Real Jesus!
- It seems enough clear for my doughter, it is "gellow", not "giallo", not "yellow"!
- My wife from speaking femminine words only, she speak mascholine words only now, good boy.
- Just discovered that my next website navai is the short for the dialectal " 'na vai? ", agony.
- Just suggested my wife to think about the divorce to get a reduction on the local taxes (as solo house occupant).
- One dude on the wrong way and one lady leaving the road to half million people. It is enough to talk about "old school"..
- Night work is hard, bounching head against the wc wall is the hardest, agony.
- Sometimes your lady and daughter can both prefrer a male teacher. It appears *the standard* if not lots of men have the same preference..
- Inside the hospital lift, Me: "*Three* as well?", Old lady: "Two, please" Me: "It seems totally the bingo!"
- At the supermarket, the cashcounter "It is fiftheen and here three". Me: "It is funny like playing cards!".
- The case is strange, going for swimming you can lose a classmate but get the head coach.
- In the market. Me: "Hello, may I get my peach tea, please?" Far voice: "Sure!" Me: "Where are you?" and turning back on the cash counter she was head up on her smartphone "he-he, you didn't catch it!?", agony.