- Dogs, robot ancles will soon or later replace your owner getting too pee, lovely.
- Anti-covid vaccines are nothing serious, the cardiopatic people are free to die.
- My daughter (6 years): "Lets clear one stuff, we go now to buy my shoes cause if you delay it you have no money for it." agony.
- Here the price for the honkey, and there the price from the humans.
- I feel myself updown: sunny day, run behind your child in the park, swetting. Raining day, all in bad at home, happy.
- You can expect a big track changing suddenly its way. But you can't expect the its goods go updown over your car, true.
- I have a delivery arriving to my friends, they are old, but often outdoor. Raining day, I could be happy? Yes.
- I am in line since one age and the car line never go through. Beyond the red light I pretend to occupy this cross, wrong.
- "Excuse me, can you give me a blond to smoke?". It was just a thirteen years napolitan boy.
- My friend told me that his new job is better than the latter one. I remarked him that the perfection doesn't exist.
- I noticed a nice woman, should I give her the San Valentine gift?
- My mom just did the flue vaccine but I'm against the use of any kind of drug.
- It turn out we do *emotional waiting* looking our children entering the school sure they suddenly don't escape, agony.
- When you get tired, leave the ball to your friend. You can get surprised by its invitation for an impossible schedule.
- Walking, leaving the passage to a faster comer you can get the funny suggestion: "Well, after all I'm not so in hurry!".
- Finally a special one: my home internet has a download cap.
- Tested, the marketing phone calls arrive to the emergency personal as well.
- When they ask you a passage say always you are by moto, it is much more smart then by a sedan.
- When your child hide himself inside a box do like me and shout: "Mom, where is the sword to cut this old box?".
- I'm at my 50th covid test of season 2024-25, this should generate economy.
- Absolutely, being a Neanderthal one can be easy thought as the last *shaving experience*. Chick, entering the barber.
- One day to bargain about a router is a lot, luckly the router itself is the real pain.
- Never click "Pay now" when your dears are not accastomed to Christmas gifts. True, the bill.
- Those two cars messed at the roundbot exit doing a general triage to prepare an incident.. Oh, clever!
- Given the mediatic concept of *liberty* and sure about myself, I just decided what side to keep, thank you.
- Absolutely, the importance to fail in wall mount the heating counters is obvious, it could be our jackpot !
- Echeu! Go or not go to collect chestnuts?
- We just arrive to the parking lot with 10min to reach the school: the girl got to pee..
- Well, I discovered that my nepew is now a rapper..
- I uninstalled all my Android phone apps gaining 1/3 in battery life, that's enough to say.
- Martina started to give me her candies I said her "You see, I'm a good daddy", and then "I do it for your teeth". So my daughter started to pass me hands of candies saying "You are the most good daddy of this world".
- I just failed on the pasta shape and now I'm the guy to kill for my daughter, it is halloween.
- I just received the last phone call by my mommy searching to shout with someone about the different expence between fan and heating. I refused her.
- My failing approach to my daughter: "Sure, you have an all in your tooth..", and her: "When shall your teeth fail all together?"
- I just give to today the soundtrack of Madzinga Z, Daitan III and Gundam: it is the election day among the parents at school.
- We just broke from the chair when we got that who was taking his child one day yes and one day no candidated herself like the mate in talk with the school personal.
- Ok, my smartphone camera when I tap the shutter generates a random picture, that's AI.
- I just come from justify the absence of my daughter and today my women are late again with the makeup, agony.
- I just exited the wharehouse and that man asked me kindly two euros back. He could clear that I borrowed some money from him two month ago, damn.